Enter McCainus, Georgius P. Bushius and Hastertus
McCainus: ‘Tis meet we meet. Hail, welcome, Georgie P!
Georgius P. Is that an order? Some spot drug test?
McCainus: Gee!
Zip up at once, post haste, thou preppy fool!
It is thy second name, now hide thy tool!
'Tis P for Prescott; after great-grandad
They named thee, not the P for pee, dumb lad!
Georgie P. And all these years I thought it was for bladder
That they did dub me, not for great-grandadda
Will S.: Ye gods! The fam’ly genes do persevere
And they will out despite my verse, I fear.
Unto the third gen’ration God did shout
A-visiting he’d go. Here ‘tis borne out.
Writing C. Fear not, sweet Will, I will a plan forthwith
Devise with grammar-meister and wordsmith
To counter thus our anguish.
McCainus: Let’s divide
Prestige and power when we override
Poor feeble Chenie. Let us now defuse
All those who may our rise to pow’r refuse.
Do thou, Hastertus, to the House make haste
And all our foes and say-nays do thou waste.
Alarums, excursions. Enter sponsor 1
Sponsor 1: Who runs the waste disposal in Eye-rak
For all our troops? ‘Tis us, great us, we’re back!
At Halliburton yet again we did
Gain lucre-loaded contract sans a bid.
Exit sponsor 1
Hastertus: Then I will off to expedite our plan.
Exit Hastertus
McCainus: This is a slight, unmeritable man
In worth if not in girth, but our context
Doth need his status’ pretext, since he’s next
In Constitution’s predetermined line
On ladder’s lofty climb to pow’r divine,
Sith after Chenie, first in line as Vice,
The speaker of the House picks up the dice.
So thus we use him, but it is not fit,
The threefold world divided, he should sit
One of the three to share it, he and we,
So his use used, we off him, Georgie P.
Georgie P.: Another drug test? Pass the urine cup.
McCainus: No! P for Prescott, not for pee. Zip up,
Thou blithering twat-wit!
Georgie P.: Oh, I see your point,
That we us two ourselves alone anoint.
McCainus: Amen! But first united we confront
And thwart, all three, the Chenie-Rummie stunt.
Georgie P.: Let us do so, for we are at the stake
And bayed about. Let’s move, full speed, Chrissake!
Alarums, excursions. Enter sponsor 2
Sponsor 2: The greasy steak is baying at your bowels?
Take Pepto Bismol now to soothe your howls.
Exit sponsor 2
Exeunt McCainus and Georgie P., dancing the Macarena
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